This week passed quickly. Here are some things I forgot to post…
The best thing ever (for the week) was the Little Dutch Boy. The Little Dutch Boy is this old guy that’s always at the clubhouse. He has this awful straw-weave thing going on. Paige and Erik posed near him.
Oh my goodness…and we made fun of Brit-Brit’s weave…
Mall of America with Stella. The mannequins in Forever 21 were in extremely odd poses.
Then there was Chino Latino… which was Erik’s idea. The coolest thing there was a drink (called the Orgasmo or something) which came in a pineapple!
Hm? What else? There was Pi Bar with Paige. The first cab driver we had was sort of sketchy… he spent the entire time talking on the phone in…Somali? In this creepy voice like “I’m gon’ kill these bitches…”
After we were done with Pi and waiting outside for a cab, a guy came up to us and offered to share his cab to the 19 Bar. I politely told him “No, we are going to Saloon”…
…from the Cab his chubby-female-sidekick screamed, “HAVE FUN STARING AT LITTLE BOYS!”
And heh. She was right. They had a twink-tastic underwear fashion show. Uck.
Oh, and then there was…uh… this.
Hm.
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